10 Reasons *THIS* School Needs a Faculty Bathroom!!!

My worst nightmare came true when I was told there was no faculty bathroom at our school. Oh hells to the no! Here we go again...

10) When you enter the bathroom, it is cute when a Kringlish high school kid who is brushing his teeth bows and says "Annyeong Haseyo." It is not cute when said Kringlish kid hits you in the face with toothpaste spittle.

9) When teacher is at the urinal, it is not the appropriate time to ask him about the proper MLA citation format of an unpublished survey. Nine out of ten Kringlish teachers agree.

8) While it is true that teacher has crotch-tag immunity, teacher doesn't enjoy watching it go down, especially when he’s waiting in line for the urinal.

7) That little bastard beat me to the sit toilet again!

6) OMG, it's like winning the fucking lottery if there happens to be any toilet paper left.

5) Slipping a review of Grown Ups under the toilet stall so teacher can proof read it before it goes to the editors of the school paper is not in good form. It is also not in good form to write a mostly positive review of Grown Ups.

4) After exiting the squat stall, one student lets out the generic Korean sound of surprise (something like the sound a donkey would make if you jab in the gut with a sharp stick) and then asks, “Teacher, you can go to the bathroom like a Korean?” And I thought their endless fascination over my chopstick mastery was annoying!

3) Good lord, please tell me that the white stuff on the ground isn't what I think it is. It is a freaking boarding school, and the kids need to "let off steam” somewhere, but do I need to step in it?

2) In between periods, teacher walked in on KY applying his bacne (or do you spell it backne?) medication!!!!

1) And the winner of most awkward urinal small-talk question ever is..."Teacher, are Americans really big?"

Kamsahamnida and goodnight!!